What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How high is the sky? True or False

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

What is life? Paul.

I C U P White stuff

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

You just read this ..

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

rocky is staring at us from outside...

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Anti Joke

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