- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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