- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Women's Rights Movement

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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