What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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