- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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