pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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