Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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