ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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