- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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