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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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