- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Im gay What about you

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

im @ work, LOL.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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