- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

The Princess is in another castle

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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