You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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stinky boner

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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