- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many light bulbs? 1

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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