why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

You were born.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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