why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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I <3 Hitler

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Indians

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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