- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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