- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Male leadership.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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