- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What would u like to drink?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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