What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Indians

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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