Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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