What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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destiny

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Anti Joke

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