- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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