- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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