A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Dumbledore dies.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

Vagina Boob

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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