- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Sixty... eight

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

God is real.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Dumbledore dies.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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