- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Sixty... eight

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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