what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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