- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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