- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You know what's cool? Yep.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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