- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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