How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Fat people

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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