- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

knock knock!? . . No.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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