What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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