- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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