A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Women's Rights

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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