- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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