Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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