- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What would u like to drink?

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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