Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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