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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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