- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Doors open

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

SUCK MY NUTS

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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