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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Heskey time.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

I will create more jobs for americans

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

can you touch your toes? no

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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