- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

your mama's so fat... that's it

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

I walk into a bar...

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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