- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

what is the world worst joke? this one

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

so the weather's nice...

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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