- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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