Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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