What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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