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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Girls Lacrosse.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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