- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

A shark ate your mom

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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