roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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