Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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