- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Skinny people fart less.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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