- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What did the president do for the people? ...

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Can anyone Lenin money?

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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