- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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