- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Knock Knock Who's there

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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