- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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