What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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