Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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