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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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