Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

fish fishy caoimhin

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

boobs!

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