whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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BIG PENIS

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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