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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Roses are flowers.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

You should read the Terms of Service.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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