What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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