- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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