roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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