What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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whats 7+4? 74

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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