- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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