- Anti Joke

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!