- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A man walked into a bar owch

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

hey hey apple

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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