- Anti Joke

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs