- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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