- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Hi, my name is Jake.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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