U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A black student graduated High School

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

nolan is gay

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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