'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your mother is average.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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