Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

what goes boo a sock

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

i killed my family

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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