- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Black people having a Job.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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