Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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i found waldo.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Good job, son.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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