Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Black people having a Job.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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