- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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