- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

knock knock? come in

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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