- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??