- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

George W. Bush

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

poopy is poopy

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What do you call an blank test? an F

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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