A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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bite me

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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