Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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