Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Granny porn!

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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poop.

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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