- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

fish fishy caoimhin

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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