- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Women's rights

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Women's rights.