A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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