- Anti Joke

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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