What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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