what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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