- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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