Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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