- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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