- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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