So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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poopy is poopy

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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George W. Bush

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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