- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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