- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

taking out the trash... at night

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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