- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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