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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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