- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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