- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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