Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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