- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Justin with a hat.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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