- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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